Numero 1:
the novel of hashtags.
YOU'RE OVER DOING IT BUDDY!!!
Like on instagram for example taking a poor quality photograph of your greasy dinner and putting hashtags to every ingredient in your casserole. #onions #1/4cupbutter.
No. Stop. Type a modest amount of hashtags and call it a day.
Numero 2:
Memes/Pets/Vehicles as Profile Picures. NOT OKAY.
We've all heard it about the cars..."oh what are you a transformer."
But fo' reals' fools.
And lately we've all been seeing some presidential figure as a profile picture. Like danggg girllll calm down on the tanning or heyyyyy bro take it easy on the hair plugs.
And i usually just feel bad for people with a pet as the profile picture.
Numero 3: Putting a <3 I love my boyfriend (Insert date, same as date of status)
This is just plain ghetto. The boyfriend usually responds with something like "Yeahhh so many memories babyyyy!!"
Numero 4: #TEAM________
Not a team. At all. Get a jersey. A coach. Some players. Until then, you are not a team.
Numero 5: Ghetto language.
Example:
Truth isUr mad Tall
U can Twerk
Ur funnie
Ur pretty
Sometimes u get me Mad
Ur lik my sister already
Hmu more
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Trashyyyyyyy. Not Classy.
Adios playazzz!!
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